• People I don't want to know

    I wear eyeliner

    I wear eyeliner.   I make no apologies for that, but when it results in me getting forcibly removed from a stationary train…I start to get a little pissy. 

   For some reason I often get mistaken for a hair dresser, even the girls that have been doing my nails for the past few months still think that, even though I have corrected them on many an occasion. Comments about how my eyes are tired from staring at a computer screen all day, how I adore their hand massages because as a ‘writer’ my wrists feel constantly strained (and this is not due to being a chronic self pleasure as…