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	<title>Lou Sanz</title>
	<link>http://lousanz.com</link>
	<description>comedy screenwriter, blogger, sometime comedian, would be storyteller and enabler living in Melbourne, who goes to the movies in the daylight business hours.</description>
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		<title>New photos</title>
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		<link>http://lousanz.com/2012/02/08/new-photos/</link>
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		<title>The Day I Met the &#8216;not Karen character&#8217; from Will &amp; Grace and the woman who peed with her pants on.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I spent some time in the US this year mainly performing, mainly spending a lot of time on Skype trying to make myself still an attractive propspect to my boyfriend back home at 2am in the morning, mainly trying to smile at the passive aggressive remarks of Midwest men like ‘ you know, your stuff [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://lousanz.com/2011/11/25/the-day-i-met-the-not-karen-character-from-will-grace-and-the-woman-who-peed-with-her-pants-on/</link>
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		<title>Australia, the land where wog brown isn’t real brown.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160; I read an article in The Age recently, because yes, the newsagency had sold out of Grazia – BAM! No, I was really reading The Age and no it wasn’t something I’d already read a week earlier on the Guardian Newspaper website and then was re-reading syndicated as ‘our’ news in ‘our’ newspaper, no [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://lousanz.com/2011/11/09/australia-the-land-where-wog-brown-isn%e2%80%99t-real-brown/</link>
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		<title>&#8216;The Girl Who Looked Like a Man&#8217;&#8230;as read by Lou Sanz</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here is a reading of my story &#8216;The Girl Who Looked Like a Man&#8217; from my show &#8216;Not Suitable for Children&#8217;.]]></description>
		<link>http://lousanz.com/2011/07/21/the-girl-who-looked-like-a-man-as-read-by-lou-sanz/</link>
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		<title>&#8216;Let&#8217;s Get Wet Together&#8217;&#8230;as read by Lou Sanz</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is a reading from my new show &#8216;Not Suitable for Children&#8217;.  A collection of children&#8217;s stories not at all suitable for children.]]></description>
		<link>http://lousanz.com/2011/07/20/lets-get-wet-together-as-read-by-lou-sanz/</link>
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		<title>Protected: &#8216;An open letter to my sex life&#8217; &#8211; From Dirty Words at the Emerging Writer&#8217;s Festival 2011</title>
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		<link>http://lousanz.com/2011/06/02/419/</link>
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		<title>I&#8217;m not a slut but I do like to walk.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[‘Hey slut!’ my girlfriend yelled at me as I greeted her for a coffee. ‘I’m reclaiming the word’ she informed me as I sat down opposite her in my denim-on-denim ensemble. ‘Yeah, I gathered as much’ I bemoaned partially because I knew where this conversation was headed and in no small part because the cafe [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://lousanz.com/2011/05/16/im-not-a-slut-but-i-do-like-to-walk/</link>
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		<title>Matt Day Homewrecker aka Australia&#8217;s very own Angelina Jolie</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Last night I was woken by an anxious friend calling me from overseas concerned that her boyfriend was on the verge of cheating on her. ‘It’s horrible, like I know he’s not right now cause he’s making me a smoothie but when he asked if I wanted avocado I just thought of my god that’s [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://lousanz.com/2011/05/05/matt-day-homewrecker-aka-australias-very-own-angelina-jolie/</link>
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		<title>Adventures with plastic babies and other things I&#8217;m not allowed to play with</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dragging a discarded bassinet through the streets of Brunswick I couldn’t help but marvel at the wonder that is ‘hard rubbish day’ as I yelled out at no one in particular ‘has anyone seen my baby? I told her to hold on&#8230;damn babies.’ My housemate said nothing as I dragged my latest find into our [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://lousanz.com/2011/04/27/adventures-with-plastic-babies-and-other-things-im-not-allowed-to-play-with/</link>
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		<title>I prefer to handle my own dishes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I’m never good at buying Christmas presents. I always seem to get outdone. Like the year I got my friend a double pass to the movies and then his girlfriend rail roaded me by giving him a baby. It’s not that a Hoyts cinema pass can’t compete with a new born child; it was just [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://lousanz.com/2011/03/07/i-prefer-to-handle-my-own-dishes/</link>
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